Teddy is having a hard time recovering from her breakup with Spencer. 泰迪是有困难的时候她分手Spencer回收。
Honey, this was such a great idea...
Getting up early so we can have some quiet time together.
- You're a jerk! - You're an idiot!
All right, tomorrow we get up just a little bit earlier.
Okay, what's going on, guys?
I can't take it anymore! He snorts like a pig.
Oink oink oink!
哼 哼 哼
Oh yeah? Well, you scream in your sleep.
All right, enough!
We've got to have our own rooms.
Guys, we've been over this.
- The house just isn't big enough. - Or is it?
I made a diagram, see? New sleeping arrangements.
我画了张图表 看 最新就寝规划图
Mom and dad go here. P. J. Takes this room.
Teddy takes this one and I get this one.
- Everybody's happy. - What about charlie?
Oh, I forgot to mention
In this plan...
Charlie lives with grandma.
Gabe, would you just be patient?
You're gonna get your own room in a couple of years
When P. J. Goes off to coll...
Well, wherever it is that P. J. goes off to.
- Oh hi. - Oh look!
-噢 嗨 -哦 看看
There's our pretty girl.
Hey, you got out of bed today.
I just came up to get my breakfast.
Honey, don't take the brown banana. Get the yellow one.
宝贝 别拿那个棕色的香蕉 拿黄的
Yellow's too happy a color.
I can't believe she's still moping about
her breakup with spencer.
That was like two whole days ago.
Give her a break, P. J. Spencer was teddy's first love.
饶了她吧 PJ 斯宾塞可是她的初恋
Yeah, I mean, you should understand.
是啊 我是说 你应该能体谅的
You get dumped all the time.
- No, I don't! - Oh really?
-没有 瞎说 -噢 是吗
This year alone you've been dumped by Alexa,
Jen? I'm dating jen right now.
I didn't give you that message?
Today's all burnt toast
Running late, and dad says
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, baby.
Good Luck Charlie -- Teddys Broken Hearts Club Band
- Okay, everybody, we are off. - Where are you going?
-好了 大家 我们走了 -你们去哪
I joined this great new gym that offers free childcare.
I get to work out while Charlie plays.
Hey, Gabe, you gotta try the double glazed.
嘿 盖比 你应该尝尝这个双层糖衣的
You know, Bob, they're offering a two-for-one special.
知道吗 鲍伯 他们推出买一送一活动
That's really good to know.
Why did we only get a dozen of these?
Hi, Mrs. Dabney. What's the problem?
嗨 达布尼太太 有什么问题吗
- Why would there be a problem? - Sorry, force of habit.
-为什么非要有问题 -抱歉 习惯了
I was wondering if anyone was available
To help me move some junk into my garage.
I'll do it! For fifteen bucks an hour.
I was thinking of another member of the duncan family.
Any other member.
Sorry, but I'm on my way to the gym.
I've got a whole list of chores I gotta do.
I see the first thing on that list is "clean out donut box."
Fifteen an hour, going once. Going twice...
十五块一小时 一次 两次
What about that baby? She looks pretty strong.
That's a twist... this time I'm leaving with the problem.
Teddy, come on. I know you're in there.
泰迪 出来 俺知道你在里面
No, I'm not!
Okay, you're leaving me no choice.
What died in there?
Yeah, I think the smell is coming from the outside of your body.
When's the last time you took a shower?
A shower's not going to wash away my pain.
Okay, how about my pain?
Come on, we gotta break you out of this funk.
How about some music?
No, I... no, I already tried that.
算了 我... 我早试过了
I listened to happy songs and they just made me sad
because those people were so happy
and I'm so sad.
Do you think
you're the only person who's ever had their heart broken?
Remember when Emmett and I broke up?
Oh, that's completely different. You dumped him.
噢 那完全不一样 是你甩的他
Look, you gotta do something.
- Ow! - You gotta brush your teeth,
Then brush your hair.
Then brush your teeth again,
Because, girl, that breath is nasty!
因为 姐们 你的味道太给力了
Ivy, you just don't understand what I'm going through.
Nobody does. My boyfriend was dating another girl
At the same time he was dating me.
Okay. Well, you can either rejoin the world,
Or crawl back under those covers for the rest of your life
and be miserable.
It smells a lot better now.
There's some boxes in here too.
Whoa, whose room is this?
My son Rodney.
He lives in Florida now.
He's my pride and joy, the love of my life.
What about Mr. Dabney?
Yep, love that Rodney.
This room is so cool.
Oh, check out this bed!
- It's moving! - It's a waterbed, dummy.
-还会动 -那是水床 你个笨蛋
- It's like a water park. - The park's closed.
Now quit your dilly-dallying
and get that box off the foosball table.
A foosball table?
It's like I'm in heaven.
Except you're here.
All right, now come with me.
We have to get some stuff out of Mr. Dabney's room.
You and Mr. Dabney have separate rooms?
My mom and dad don't.
Check back with me after their thirtieth anniversary.
Rodney, looks like you got yourself a roommate.
What are you doing?
I'm talking to Rodney.
Nobody talks to Rodney but me. Come.
Charlie, this is Patricia.
Oh, what an adorable child.
Has she had her shots?
Patricia's going to watch you
while mommy pumps the iron, feels the burn,
Treads the mill.
I am so glad to hear you say that.
We here at flex appeal frown upon members who join the club
Simply for the free childcare.
- People do that? - Oh yes.
And it burns my buns. Some of them don't even work out.
They drop off their kids
and go down the block to the new spa for
massages and facials.
That's terrible! Down the block, you say?
Well, that's my flex appeal spiel.
- Come on, Charlie. - Charlie, go to Patricia.
-过来吧 查莉 -查莉 去找帕翠莎阿姨
- All right. Bye, sweetheart. - Enjoy.
-好了 再见 宝贝 -玩的开心
- Thanks, I will. - Bye.
-谢谢 我会的 -再见
- Bye, sweetie. - We'll have fun.
-拜 宝贝 -我们会很开心的
Even if we never see each other again,
I'll love you always.
Oh, why won't the world just go away?
Now what do you want?
Okay, first of all you can lose the 'tude.
And second, I brought someone
Who will help you out of your funk.
- Who's she? - Oh, sorry.
-这谁啊 -噢 抱歉
You brought over the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with?
This is how you're helping me?
I thought you said we were going to go over to the mall?
This is so not the mall.
Look, you said no one understands
what you're going through. She does!
Now get to healing and whatnot.
How did you find her anyway?
I'm going to ask you again, Spencer.
I want that girl's name and number and I want it now!
I found her on the internet.
I have nothing to say to her.
And I have nothing to say to her.
Look, you two are going to talk it out
And make it all better. No one's leaving until then.
- I really don't see how this is going to help. - Me either.
It hurts so bad.
Doesn't smell too good either.
Finally running away from home, huh?
Just remember, no matter how homesick you get,
Just keep going.
I'm not running away. Let's just say
- I found a place of my own. - What's that supposed to mean?
It means that I get a room and you get a room.
And that's all I'm going to say.
The less you know the better.
Well, then you came to the right guy.
So you're not going to say anything about this to mom and dad,
I'm sorry, what?
I was mentally rearranging my room.
I guess this is goodbye.
So long, little bro.
See you at dinner.
Oh, did Spencer ever do that thing where he pretended to yawn
- Just so he could put his arm around you? - Yeah!
All the time.
Hey, did he ever send you those "good night" texts?
Yeah. "I M Y"?
- What's that supposed to mean? - "I miss you."
Oh-hhh! I thought it was "I made yogurt."
Well, did he talk a lot about yogurt?
No, never. That's what confused me.
It is a good thing you're pretty.
You know, I have to admit it does kind of feel good
to talk all this stuff out.
It really does. I don't feel so alone anymore.
"thank you, Ivy!"
Somebody needed to say it.
Oh, you know, I was so upset
噢 知道吗 我以前特郁闷
I actually wrote a poem about Spencer.
Really? I was so upset I wrote a song about him.
Well, just the music.
I couldn't come up with the... The...
What are those things that you put into songs?
- Lyrics? - No.
The words that you sing.
Oh my gosh. I have an idea.
Oooh, I like that look in your eye.
Why should we be miserable
When we could make him miserable?
Ivy's getting tingly.
I don't understand what's happening.
We're gonna get even.
- With Spencer. - Oh-hhh!
Lyrics! That's what they're called.
- Morning, dad. - Hi.
-早啊 老爸 -嗨
Oh, man, I had a great night's sleep.
You didn't fight with your brother?
No, it was like he wasn't even there.
I mean, he was there...
It just felt like he wasn't there.
But he was there.
What did you do to him?
Give me some credit. Maybe I'm finally growing up.
Oooh, pancakes! Yummy num num!
噢 煎饼 好吃 好吃
Why are you swaying?
Guess I don't have my land legs yet.
- What?! - Uh...
I had a dream I was on a boat.
Which explains why you kept mumbling
"ahoy, matey" in your sleep.
一直喊 “喂 老兄”（注：海盗的标志性问候语）
Don't help me.
Spencer Walsh slap down, take one;
Music by Skyler;
Lyrics by Teddy;
Produced, rected, choreographed
制片人 校对 后期
By Ivy Renee Wentz.
How come you get your full name?
Because I'm the director.
Okay, we're feeling angry about Spencer,
I thought he was the ideal catch
He said we were a perfect match
I thought we had a love so sweet
Until I found out he was
A big old cheat!
Can you dig?
Spencer Walsh is a two-timing pig
A football player with big dreamy eyes
But everything he said turns out to be lies
Now excuse me if this sounds like a dis
But that fool don't even know how to kiss
He was dating her while he was dating me
Now that big loser is history
Can you dig?
Spencer walsh is a two-timing pig!
Ladies, that was perfect.
Now just one more take and this time I'll hit record.
- Nice place you got here. - P. J.!
- How'd you find me? - I live next door.
I watched you.
Dude, this is awesome.
- Is that a waterbed? - Oh yeah.
That was so cool!
- Let me do you, ready? - Okay.
Go for it.
I thought that would be more fun.
Dude, this is so sweet, man.
You've got everything here... waterbed,
- Comic books... - don't forget foosball.
Oh. It's like I'm in heaven.
Except you're here.
And what's in here, you might ask.
My own bathroom.
Your own bathroom.
I don't even have to go,
but I'm gonna force myself.
- Hey, baby. - Good workout today?
-嘿 宝贝 -练得不错吧
Oh, it was great. Really pushed it to the limit.
噢 很好 已经把它推向极限了
Oh, where exactly did you push it?
Because I was in the workout room earlier
and I didn't see you.
Because I was at the pool.
We don't have a pool.
Okay, I'm talking about the pool of people
who are waiting by the stair climber thingamajiggy.
Uh-huh. You know, Mrs. Duncan,
When I add a "majiggy" to the end of a word
It usually means I'm trying to hide something.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Oh?
So if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a...
Very important thingamabob.
Hey, Ivy, call me when you get this.
嘿 艾薇 快给我回电话
I just finished editing our music video
And it looks amazing!
I can't wait to upload it. This will ruin Spencer.
Oh, there's Skyler. Talk to you later.
噢 是斯凯勒 一会聊
Spencer, what are you doing here?
- Can I come in? - I don't think that would be a good idea.
Look, I need to talk to you.
- There's nothing to say. - Yes, there is.
I want you to know how sorry I am about what happened.
I made a huge mistake.
Hanging out with Skyler was the stupidest thing I've ever done.
You're the one I want to be with.
- Spencer, I... - look!
-斯宾塞 我 -听着
I know I don't deserve it,
But is there any way you can forgive me?
We can just start over?
No, I can't.
I just don't think I can trust you.
Joining that gym up the street
Is the smartest thing I've ever done.
Oh, just go a little deeper on the glutes,
I've got four kids.
Oh yeah! That's the spot.
Oh, lots of tension there.
Your membership has been revoked.
- What are you doing here?
- I'm taking my turn in the cool room.
- We're not taking turns. - Yes, we are.
-我们又没说要轮流享受 -不 就是要轮流来
- And tonight is my turn. - Well, I'm not leaving.
-今晚轮到我了 -好吧 反正我不走
- Well, neither am I. - Well, neither am I.
-好吧 我也不走 -好吧 我也不走
- Well, neither am I. - Well, neither am I.
-好吧 我也不走 -好吧 我也不走
I have absolutely no explanation for this.
Hi, Charlie. So, um...
嗨 查莉 好了 嗯
I decided not to put the Spencer video online.
I mean, just because somebody hurts you doesn't mean
you need to hurt them back.
So do what I did.
Find some friends to help you get through it.
Oh, when we get done talking to your sister,
Are we gonna put the spencer video online?
Uh, no. That's kind of the whole point of what I just said.
呃 不要 这事我刚刚说过了
I don't get you. I mean,
I don't get a lot of things, but I really don't get you.
This is Skyler. Isn't she pretty?
Wish her good luck, charlie.
I don't care what anybody says.
No one's going to keep me out of this room.
- Or me. - No!
come-on, Charlie. We can all share!
别这样啊 查莉 我们来分享下啊
- Onoy? Drug? Can he can? - Oh-Oh.
-噢努 德拉格 他可以吗 -噢 噢
Charlie? I Know You're in-here.
- is Yours full-bros? - Bros!