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老友记/六人行/Friends 第六季 第十五集 S06E15 The One That Could Have Been: Part 1 / 如果……1

老友记/六人行/Friends 第六季 第十五集 S06E15 The One That Could Have Been: Part 1 / 如果……1

When Rachel hears Barry and Mindy are getting divorced, the gang wonder how different their lives could have been. 当瑞秋听到巴利和明蒂离婚,刚知道他们的生活可能是不同的。


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Hey, you guys, guess what?Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.
你们猜怎样? 巴瑞和敏蒂要离婚了

What is the matter with you?
天哪 你是怎么搞的?

No. Barry and Mindy.
不 是巴瑞和敏蒂

Oh, sorry. I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross. Heh.
对不起 我一听到离婚就觉得是罗斯

Who's Barry and Mindy?

Barry was the guy I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend.
巴瑞是我差点要嫁的人 敏蒂是我最要好的朋友

Wasn't he cheating on you with her?

That just means he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.
对 但那只表示他做到一半 会在她身上睡着

God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
要是我真的嫁给他 我的人生会多么不同

I know what you mean, I've always wondered how different my life would be if-if I'd never gotten divorced.
我懂你的意思 我总是在想 要是我没有离婚会怎样

- Which time? - The first time!
哪次? 第次啦

No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian.
真的 要是卡萝没发现 她是同性恋

I can't. I keep seeing it the good way.
我无法想像 我老是柱好的方面去想

I bet I'd still be doing my karate.

Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay

as a way of releasing the tension from y'know, not doing anything else physical.

Maybe the problem was pronouncing it "ka-ra-tay."
也许你不把空手道 念成控手道就没事了

What if I was still fat?

You wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure.

Sure I would.Oh yeah! Come on! Yeah right!
当然会 少来了

What? You guys think I'm that shallow?

No, I think Monica was that fat.
不 我只是觉得摩妮卡太胖

Hey, imagine if I'd never gotten fired off Days of Our Lives.
要是我没被 《我们的日子》开除呢?

Hey. Hey, there's Carol again.

What if I had had the guts to quit my job?

I'd probably be writing for The New Yorker, being paid to be funny.
我可能在帮《纽约客》写稿 拿钱搞笑

But my job's fun too. I mean, tomorrow,I don't have to wear a tie.
现在的工作也很有趣 明天我不必打领带

What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch?

- What? - Merrill Lynch?
什么? 美林证券?

Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there
对 我有个客人在那里上班

and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.

Well why didn't you take the job?

Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true.

So I thought y'know that if I'd work with stocks, I'd have to live in a box,
我觉得要是我去做股票 就得住地窖

and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.
只能吃安眠药 养三脚猫

do you guys think that if all those things happened, we'd still hang out?
你们觉得如果有这些事 我们还会在一起吗?

Oh, my God. Rachel Green?
天哪 瑞秋葛林?

Aah! Rob Tilman!

No, heh, no, it's me. Ross.
不对 是我 罗斯

Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tilman.
对不起 罗斯提尔曼

- No. No, no. Ross Geller.
不是 是罗斯盖勒

- Of course! Monica's brother.
也对 摩妮卡的哥哥

- Yeah. Right.

- Wow! How are you?- Good. Good, I'm married.
你好吗 很好 我结婚了

- Oh! Me too!

- Isn't it the best? - Oh, it's the best. Heh.
结婚真好不是吗? 就是啊

- So, um, how's Monica? - Really, really great.
摩妮卡好吗? 非常好

Actually, she's right down the street.

Um, you should stop by and say hi.

- Oh, I would love to. - Yeah, she'd be so excited.
好啊 她会很高兴

- Oh, okay. - Come on.
好 走吧

Wait, don't you have to pay for,Busty Ladies?
等等 你不是要买 《巨孚L女郎》?

No, that's okay. Some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I...
没关系 有个小孩托我帮他买

So, Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring, huh?
摩妮卡 你还在跟无聊医生交往?

He's not boring. He's just...
他才不无聊 他只是

He's just low-key.

- Here you go, one hazelnut latte. - Thank you.
你的榛果拿铁 谢谢

You know, the hazelnut, actually not a nut.It's a seed.
其实榛果不是果实 而是种籽

Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?
还有谁能说出一种 假装是果实的常见种籽?

Oh, dear God. Let me think.
天哪 我想想看

Oh, no. What's the matter?I got another rejection letter.
你怎么了? 我又被退稿了

They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
他们说我的东西很有趣 只是不符合《阿奇漫画》风

I gotta get back to the hospital.- All right. - Okay.
亲爱的 我得回医院了 好

- Bye. - Bye-bye.
再见 再见

Oh, uh, by the way, the answer is the Brazil nut.
对了 答案是巴西果

Was his question, "What's more boring than him?"

Hey, man. Sorry about that Archie thing.You, uh, need me to give you some money?
老兄 退稿的事真可惜 你要我给你一些钱吗?

Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.
我穷归穷 还是有骨气


Maybe Joey doesn't have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
也许乔伊不必给你钱 电视明星都有助理对吧?

- That's an idea.

If I hire an assistant, would you take money from her?
要是我请助理转交 你会收吗?

No, Joey. Chandler could be your assistant.
不是啦 钱德可以当你的助理

He could answer your fan mail and stuff.

That's great! That would be great! Let's do that!
太好了 好主意 就这么办吧

I could use the money; it could give me time to write.
我有钱领 还有时问写作

- Great! Welcome aboard. - Okay!
漂亮 欢迎加入 成谢

All right. I need to use the bathroom.Since I don't need assistance in there
我现在要去上厕所 我上厕所不用人帮

take a break!All right.
你就休皂吧 好

- Hey. Hey, Phoebe.- Guess what? - What?
菲比 你猜怎样? 怎样?

Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!

Oh, that's so sweet.

Oh! Hang on!Hang on!
等一下 等我一下


No. No, no. I said sell when it hits 50!
不对 不对 我是说一到50点就卖

Five-oh! It's a number! It comes after four-nine!
50是一个数字 在49后面

No, it's okay. It's okay. You're allowed one mistake.
没关系 一次错误可以接受

Just kidding. You are of course fired.
开玩笑的 你当然被开除了

- Hey, Mon? - Hey.Mon, look who I ran into.
摩妮卡 你看我遇见谁

Oh, my God, Rachel!
天哪 瑞秋

- God, you look terrific! - Oh, so do you!
你好漂亮 你也是

Thanks.- Did you lose weight? -

You are so sweet to notice.Yes, I lost 3 and a half pounds.
你居然注意到了 没错 我瘦了三磅半

- You remember my friend Chandler? - Hi.

- And that's Phoebe over there! - Hi.

Sit down. Sit down.
天哪 快坐下

How long's it been since we've seen each other?

1987, the day after Christmas. Uh, Sean McMahan's party.
1987年 圣诞节第二天 西′巴麦克曼的派对

I played you one of my songs. "Interplanetary Courtship Ritual."
我弹了我的创作曲给你听 《星际求爱仪式》

Oh, yeah. Right.

- So, now, do you still do music?

- Well, should come over sometime , I'll play you one of my other
偶尔 你应该来我家 我弹

Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
天哪 《我们的日子》的 乔伊崔比亚尼刚刚走进来

- Rach, he's a friend of ours.
瑞秋 他是我们的朋友

- You are friends with Dr. Drake Ramoray?

Well it's kinda hard to be friends with Drake ,because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real.
要跟他交朋友有点难 因为他很忙 又是个虚构人物

Hey, or I could bring my keyboard here sometime.

- He's coming over.

- Joey?I know. Here, here.
乔伊 好啦 拿去


No. This is my friend Rachel. We went to high school together.
不是啦 这是我朋友瑞秋 我们是高中同学

I love you on that show.- Oh. - I watch you every day.
我好喜欢你演的戏 我每天都看

When you took out your kidney to save your ex-wife,even though she tried to kill you...
你的前妻明明想杀你 你还捐肾救她

It's always nice to meet fans.

- She's not crazy, is she? - No.
她不会很神经吧? 不会

So, uh, how you doing?
所以 你好吗?

Hang on.Hang on. Hang on.
等等 等等 等一下


Who's this?

Oh, you're gonna like working for me.What's your name?
好 你要替我工作 你叫什么名字?

What kind of name is Brindy?

I... Uh, whatever.Stop talking.
我 随便 闭嘴

All right, from now on your name is Joan.
好 以后你就叫琼安

You can pick your own last name.

- Hey, there you are. - Uh-oh, it's my boss.
你在这里 是老板大人

All right, here's a list of things for you to do today.

This is gonna be so great. Thank you so much.
太好了 谢谢你

I gotta go to work. I'm delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine.
我要去接生双胞胎了 但只有一个是我的骨肉

"Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins."
把衣服送去干洗 去拿我的维他命

Teach me how to spell vitamins.

"Wear in my new jeans."

- You realize what you are, don't you?

- What?You're his bitch.
什么角色? 你是他的喽罗

No, no! No!

Wait! You didn't sit on my Kit Kats did you?

No, there was a little, little dip in the market...
不是 市场出了点变化

...and I lost $13 million.

But the Kit Kats are all right?

What am I gonna do? I can't call my office, they'll kill me.
怎么办? 怎么办? 通知公司我会被砍死

I can't call my clients, they'll kill themselves!

- All right, now my chest hurts.
师啊 现在又胸口痛

- What?My chest hurts. Ugh.
什么? 我的胸口在痛

- Ugh! And now, I can't breathe.

Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
菲比 你是心脏病发作吗?

If I were, would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?
如果是 左臂会来回抽痛吗?

- Yes. - Then, yes. That is what I'm having.
会 那就是了

Oh, my God!

Come on, Pheebs, it's not that bad.
别这样 没那么严重

Most people'd be excited if they didn't work for a couple weeks.
般人如果可以休息两星期 会放鞭炮庆祝

Most people don't like their jobs. I love my job.
一般人不喜欢他们的工作 我喜欢我的工作

I've been not working for three hours, and I'm already going crazy.

I miss Joan.

Honey, a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die!
我一直以为心脏病发 就表示你要死了

You're not gonna die.

I mean, you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today.
你迟早会死 但不是今天

I wish I was dead.

Let's take a walk.

Y'know maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine!
你应该考虑去替 "讲话不经大脑"杂志写稿

So what's going on with you?

Well, um, I've been doing a lot more of my karate.

- Still going through that dry spell with Carol? - Yeah.
跟卡萝还在干桔期? 对

How long has it been since you've had sex?

- Well, last weekend... - That's not so bad.
到上个周末 那还好嘛

...will be two months,since I stopped trying.
就已经2个月 放弃尝试了

Maybe you need to spice things up a little.What-what do you mean?
也许你应该玩点刺激的 怎么说?

- I don't know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other
不晓得 你们可以绑住对方 可以在对方身上吃东西

Oh.- Dirty talk, ménage à trois, toys. - Wow
淫官秽语 3P 辅助工具

Role-playing. You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner.
角色扮演 你当典狱长她当囚犯

- You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!

- Okay, I think I got it.
好 我懂了

You could be two stockbrokers, rolling naked on the trading floor,and everybody's watching.
或者你们都当股票经纪人 裸体 在交易大厅的地板上翻滚给大家看

It never happened.

And over there is Brady's Pub,where I unwind after a long day of "surgeoning."
那里是布瑞帝酒吧 我行完医喜欢去轻松一下

Wow! This is so amazing. What else?
好棒喔 还有呢?

Well, that is a large piece of television equipment.

And, uh, that is an old man.- Hey, old man! - Hey.
那是一个老男人 老男人你好

Alrighty. What do you say we head back to my place?

Well, wow. Um, you know, I would really love to, but I shouldn't.
我很想去 但是不行

Why? Why can't the world stop turning?
为什么? 为什么世界不能停止转动

Just for a moment. Just for us.
只要一下下 只为了我们?

Isn't that a line from the show?

Uh, yeah, but, uh...
对 不过

...I may have said those things before, but...
我或许说过同样的话 但是

...I never truly meant them

until now.

That's a line from the show too!

Okay, you watch too much TV.

Joe, here's the freshly-squeezed orange juice you asked for.- Thanks.
乔伊 现榨的柳橙汁来了 谢谢

Yeah, there's pulp in that.

- Yeah? - Heh.

I thought we talked about this.

I don't like pulp.No pulp. Pulp isn't juice. All juice. Okay?
我不喜欢果肉 不要果肉 果肉不是果汁 我要纯果汁

I'm sorry. I guess I just like the pulp.
对不起 我就是喜欢果肉

oh my God, I'm sorry. I am being so rude.
天哪 抱歉 我太不客气了

Rachel, would you like a soda or something?
瑞秋 你要喝汽水什么的吗?

Because Chandler will run right out and get it.

Yeah, well, sure, iced tea would be great.
好啊 就冰红茶吧

Iced tea.

Okay. Anything for you, sir?
好 那您要什么?

Did I not just tell him?

Okay, look, Chandler, if this is gonna work...
钱德 你想替我工作 have got to listen.

You're gonna throw that juice at me, aren't you?

It's not all juice.

So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.
老婆 早上我在淋浴问撰向你 很有意思吧?

Yeah, maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
是啊 也许以后可以换一栋 有两问浴室的房子

Look, Carol, um, I was thinking maybe,maybe we can spice things up a little.
卡萝 我在想 或许我们可以玩一点刺激的

- What do you mean? - Carol, our sex life. It's just not...
怎么说? 卡萝 我们的性生活不美

- Dad! - Hey there, little fella!
爸 小鬼头

Hey, why don't we get some shoes on you?

Show Dad how you put your shoes on in your room.

Seriously, our sex life.
说真的 我们的性生活

I was thinking maybe, I don't know,we could try some new things, you know, for fun.
我想说或许 我们可以换个新花样玩玩

- Like what? - Well, I don't know. Um...
像什么? 我不知道

What if we, uh, were to,tie each other up?

Um, some people eat stuff off one another.


Um, you know, we could try dirty talk. Uh, heh.

- Um, we could have a threesome.

- I love that idea!

Who sold a story to Archie Comics?
谁的故事 被《阿奇漫画》采用了?

Oh, my God, that's so great. Oh, wow!
天哪 太棒了

You're a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
你有着作了 真想送你贺礼

- Aw. - Wait a minute.

My last Kit Kat bar.

- You want to share it? - Okay!
要不要跟我分? 好啊

Hey Chandler look, I know you're mad, but I just want to say I'm sorry.
钱德 我知道你很生气 我想跟你道歉

I was a total jerk. Completely over the line.

I just... I hate pulp.

You know how Monica feels about low-fat mayonnaise?
就像摩妮卡 对低脂美乃滋的成觉

It's not mayonnaise!

Okay, uh, anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry, and here.
总之我只想说对不起 这个给你

- What's this?

- Fresh-squeezed orange juice, with pulp.- Just the way you like.
现榨的柳橙汁 有你喜欢的果肉

- Aw, thanks, man.

Hey, Joey? Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics.
乔伊 钱德的故事 被《阿奇漫画》采用了

Oh, my God, that's great! Congratulations!
天哪 太棒了 恭喜

What's the story?

Oh, you wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.
也没什么 只是个白痴的漫画故事

Are you kidding me? I love Archie and the whole gang.
开什么玩笑 我最爱阿奇那票人了

Well, um, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy.

Uh, but he doesn't want Reggie to just give him the money.

So Reggie hires him as his assist...

As his butler.

And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can't have lumps in them.
然后叫他做一堆无聊事 例如叫他买不能有结块的奶昔

Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar.
等等 有点耳熟喔

Did they already do that one? 'Cause I think I read it!
这个故事画过了吧 我觉得我看过

Monica, listen. I have to ask.
摩妮卡 我一定要问

Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment.

- Does he do this with a lot of girls?

- Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot.
对 经常 经常的经常

Ah! And I'm one of them.

I just cannot believe this. I mean, Joey Tribbiani.
我真不敢相信 乔伊崔比亚尼耶

It's none of my business, but aren't you married?
虽然与我无关 但你不是结婚了?


I wish we could just not be married for a little bit.

You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break.

Well, you're not.

Oh, it's so easy for you I mean, you're not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!
你当然轻松 你又没结婚 爱跟谁上床就跟谁上床

Yeah, I can. Ha.

Don't think I don't. I do.I mean, all the time. You bet!
别以为我没有 我一天到晚都有

- Monica? - Hmm?

You've done it, right?

Of course I have. What do you think, I'm like some 30-year-old virgin?
当然有 你以为我是30岁的老处女吗

Oh, my God. You're a 30-year-old virgin.
天哪 你是30岁的老处女

Say it louder, I don't think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
再大声一点 后面那个人应该没听到

Yeah, I heard it.

It's not like, I haven't any opportunities. I mean, y'know, I'm just waiting for the perfect guy.
我不是没有机会 我只是在等完美的对象

I'm seeing this guy Roger.

He's not perfect,but,
他并不完美 但是

uh, I'm thinking maybe I should get it over with.You know, give him my flower.
或许我应该将就一下 把我的花芯给他

Oh, my God, do it!
天哪 那就给吧

Honey, you've waited long enough.

- You know what? You are right.
你知道吗? 你说得对

- Sex does not have to be a big deal.
没错 没必要看得那么严重

There shouldn't be all this rules and restrictions!

Y'know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
人应该随时随地 想跟谁上

Rachel. I'm never gonna think it's okay for you to cheat on your husband.
瑞秋 我觉得你不该背叛老公

Oh, what do you know, virgin?
你懂什么 处女

Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
菲比 厕所怎么有烟冒出来?

Oh, yeah. The doctor said that could be one of the side effects.

Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
菲比 把烟熄掉

No, it's not a cigarette. The smoke is coming out of me!
不 那不是香烟 烟是从我身上冒出来的

- Put it out. Okay, okay!
熄掉 好啦好啦

- I'm so glad you're here.

- Come on.

- I got it. I got it. - Give it to me! Give it!
我来接 给我


No, she can't come to the phone right now.

Oh, right. No problem. Okay, bye-bye.
好 没问题 再见

Was it work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?
是公司吗? 他们生气吗? 是杰克吗? 他有大小声吗?

No, just relax. Nobody yelled.
别紧张 没有人大小声

Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.

Thank God.

Yeah, she's fired.

You've done all you can, Dr. Wesley.You've got to let her go.
你已经尽力了 该放手了

Goodbye and Godspeed, Hope Brady.
别了 好好安息吧

Not so fast, Wesley.
且·慢 卫斯理

- Ramoray.

- That's right, Wesley.I just stopped by to say that
没错 卫斯理 我只是来说

you're not a real doctor.

And that woman's brain is fine.

Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.

- Hope? Hope?
霍普 霍普

- Drake.

You're not dying, Hope.
霍普 你不会死

You're gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.Oh, Drake.

Okay.Here we go.
好 我决定了

Okay. Ahem.

Hi, Joey? It's Rachel.
乔伊 我是瑞秋

Um, I am free tomorrow night.

Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.
没问题 我可以带三明治去

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